I've been getting some spam that's almost too funny to believe someone wrote it in seriousness. I hope they're all going out to everyone, but in case it isn't, I'll post the ones that I've been getting;

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and my favorite of all time;

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I'm wondering if the person making all these spams is just waiting for someone to actually go to the site, and buy whatever thing they think they're buying... just so the spammer can find out who the absolute stupidest people are on the entire planet.

Kinda sounds like a program developed by the government to find the next generation of politicians, law makers, and officials.